splders:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

IM SO ANGRY

Cause this is the end…

(Source: more-than-i-have-ever-said)

still with us?

(Source: isntthatwizard)

justasimpleviolin:

sadlux:

astronomy-to-zoology:

Genus: Platybelodon
…an extinct genus of mammals related to elephants that lived in Miocene Africa, Europe, Asia and North America. Like other gomphotheres Platybelodon sported two unusualy shovel-like teeth. Platybelodon probably used these teeth to strip-bark from trees, using its inscisors as a scythe, grasping branches with its trunk and rubbing them agianst its teeth to cut them.
Phylogeny
Animalia-Chordata-Mammalia-Proboscidea-Gomphotheriidae-Ambelodontini-Platybelodon
Images: Tomasz Jedrzejowski and Leonard G.

IM SO FUCKING NSORRY I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY COOL AND NEAT HISTORY BTU IVE BENE LAUGHING FOR  A THOUSAND YEARS IVF I SAW ONE OF HTESE I WOULD BUST MY GUT


"nyehello"

justasimpleviolin:

sadlux:

astronomy-to-zoology:

Genus: Platybelodon

…an extinct genus of mammals related to elephants that lived in Miocene Africa, Europe, Asia and North America. Like other gomphotheres Platybelodon sported two unusualy shovel-like teeth. Platybelodon probably used these teeth to strip-bark from trees, using its inscisors as a scythe, grasping branches with its trunk and rubbing them agianst its teeth to cut them.

Phylogeny

Animalia-Chordata-Mammalia-Proboscidea-Gomphotheriidae-Ambelodontini-Platybelodon

Images: Tomasz Jedrzejowski and Leonard G.

IM SO FUCKING NSORRY I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY COOL AND NEAT HISTORY BTU IVE BENE LAUGHING FOR  A THOUSAND YEARS IVF I SAW ONE OF HTESE I WOULD BUST MY GUT

"nyehello"

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

kennedyclintonkat:

gallifresh:

just a quick reminder that

  • every fandom has its annoying members
  • every fandom has its rabid members
  • every fandom has its offensive members

but also

  • that doesn’t mean the whole fandom is rabid, annoying or offensive
  • the majority tend to like the thing and like blogging about the thing
  • don’t generalise the whole fandom from its rotten parts

THANK YOU

didn’t jk rowling teach us this shit like ten years ago

(Source: lieucifer)

melbelle24601:

namastetoyoutoo:

Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke

Mary Poppins Premiere - Saving Mr. Banks Premiere

ASDFGHJKL PERFECTION

nerdloveandlolz:

the-uncensored-she:

persephoneholly:

personhoodusa:

Over 300,000 children are murdered inside Planned Parenthood clinics every year. http://ift.tt/ITL4iD

BULL FUCKING SHIT.

My mother was three months pregnant with me when she waltzed into Planned Parenthood. But she didn’t get an abortion. Not because she had a ‘sudden change of heart’ nor because someone ‘lead her Jesus’ but because she went there to make sure I was and would be born healthy.

My parents were two poor young adults in their late teens and early twenties when I was conceived. They lived in a tiny apartment and had no insurance, but they wanted me. My mom drove herself to Planned Parenthood from the third month of pregnancy to the fifth (until she finally got medical insurance.) There she got the ultrasound screenings, found out I was a girl, got the prenatal vitamins and were referred to see the physician I’ve been going to from my birth to now. 

Thanks to Planned Parenthood, I was born healthy at six pounds, seven ounces. I had no malformations, no preventable disorders and no preventable health issues. The only thing that occurred was I was in ‘fetal distress’ and was born a week before the due date.

I ‘made it out alive’ and thanks to Planned Parenthood I ‘made it out’ healthy.

Take this bullshit elsewhere.

TL;DR?: Read the bold.

Anti-abortion activists peddle nothing but lies, misogyny and dark ages-esque religious nonsense.

Anti-abortion activists are so intent on preventing abortions they don’t realize that they are increasing the chances of miscarriage. Remember: about 3% of the services Planned Parenthood provides is abortion. In fact, by defunding Planned Parenthood, we might actually INCREASE abortions by decreasing access to contraception. Just sayin’, folks.

vintagegal:

1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Green

emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

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emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality


emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality

emmasdisneyworld:

mydollyaviana:

What Your Favourite Disney Hero Says About You - On love and personality

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